Ok, lets stop being delusional here. I'll tell you how this will actualy work:
Imagine your device sending Google an encrypted query and getting back the exact results it wanted — without you having any way of knowing what that query was or what result they returned. The technique to do that is called Fully Homomorphic Encryption (FHE).
queries are Oblivious Transfer - a second limited case of FHE that actually addresses the filter threat model.