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You’ve leveled up your Outrage Skill! Your rants now deal +12 emotional damage, gain +8 sarcasm potency, and unlock the passive ability “Righteous Indignation Aura” (allies within 5m feel mildly justified).

New Skill Unlocked: Keyboard Fury

Cooldown: None

Effects: Your typing speed doubles when annoyed.