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Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 hallucinates the HN front page 10 years from now

2604 pointsby keepamovinyesterday at 3:00 PM775 commentsview on HN

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ajaimkyesterday at 6:04 PM

Why is this a hallucination?

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jefecoonyesterday at 6:30 PM

I'm impressed by the depth of snark from GPro3 here, e.g. - Google kills Gemini Cloud Services (killedbygoogle.com) - The unexpected return of server-side rendering (htmx.org)

And, how GPro3 clearly 'knows' HNews and knows what makes it to frontpage, e.g.: - Restoring a 2024 Framework Laptop: A retrospective (ifixit.com) - Show HN: A text editor that doesn't use AI (github.com) - Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig? (github.com)

Good laughs.

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gary17theyesterday at 6:40 PM

Sh*t, still no word about "Rocky XXXVIII".[1]

[1] "Airplane!" (1980)

tamimiotoday at 6:14 AM

The users names are more funny and interesting than the titles

thunkshift1yesterday at 6:50 PM

Somehow algodrill and leetcode managed to survive the ai onslaught

FistfulOfHawsyesterday at 10:48 PM

This is super fun! I tried something similar a few months ago using: https://websim.com/

Had it do HN main feed, HN jobs and Product Hunt. It didn’t follow consistent styling but did generate articles and comments for each post. Some screenshots are in this post: https://world.hey.com/haws/the-ai-time-machine-7833669d

p1ddatoday at 5:49 AM

Hallucinating is really the only thing LLMs can do reliably and consistently

k1rdyesterday at 6:04 PM

The major problem is that I understand all the words. It is all next version of the technology we already have and know. Down to the naming.

Think about 10 years ago. No one knows even on HN what is an agent, LLM, and all this stuff. Or to be fair even why is Trump showing up on the feed at all.

It has to be more confusing to be real.

Atlas667today at 5:47 AM

Needs about 50 more "Here's why I do _____ and why it works"

reneberlinyesterday at 5:49 PM

Running LLaMA-12 7B on a contact lens with WASM (arxiv.org)

LennyHenrysNutstoday at 1:06 AM

That is legit hilarious.

jatinsyesterday at 5:55 PM

Sad to see that leetcode has survived the next decade

xbaryesterday at 10:36 PM

Poor Jepsen.

grenademeistertoday at 9:11 AM

lmao thought something was wrong with my browser

wowczarekyesterday at 8:35 PM

Really good results. And I understand the disclaimer when you try the comments section, but it would be amazing to see hallucinated comments as well.

JojoFatsaniyesterday at 7:50 PM

This gave me a well-needed chuckle, thanks!

benobyesterday at 8:28 PM

What, no reference to quantum or crypto?

funnyenoughyesterday at 5:06 PM

it is comforting to know that that HN design persists.

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Aardwolfyesterday at 6:32 PM

Hmm, nothing about quantum computing in there?

heywoodsyesterday at 7:30 PM

Will HN be around in 10 years? I hope so.

FitchAppsyesterday at 7:44 PM

Text Editor that doesn't use AI :)

g-unit33yesterday at 5:50 PM

Let's time travel to the comment section

bawejakunaltoday at 5:07 AM

what a legend! amazing!

srousseyyesterday at 6:45 PM

Webgpu v2 in 10 years, seems about right.

__MatrixMan__today at 4:12 AM

I feel like it should have at least one reference which is entirely unintelligible to us cave dwellers from 2025.

> Waiting until your gradient phasor is fully unwound is a waste of whuffie

...or some such.

eranationyesterday at 5:49 PM

> Google kills Gemini Cloud Services (killedbygoogle.com)

In my view, Gemini 3.0 being able to laugh about their own creator, plus actually having a self-deprecating sense of humor, is the more impressive feat here. (both technically and from an alignment perspective)

outside1234today at 4:11 AM

My personal favorite is that SQLite has only gotten to version 4

bloomingeekyesterday at 5:46 PM

Where did I put that damn time portal?

robyesterday at 6:50 PM

It even nailed the 1999 12px font!

winddudetoday at 3:43 AM

haha, that's awesome!

habedi0yesterday at 4:40 PM

Looks like it's over for Linux.

cwmooretoday at 7:19 AM

Anyone mind if I just say: Thanks, I hate it?

VerifiedReportstoday at 3:44 AM

fabricate ≠ hallucinate

bryanrasmussenyesterday at 6:20 PM

the future is already here and what's more it's evenly distributed.

kunleyyesterday at 9:47 PM

It's not by a llm. Written by hand and faked to be an ai output.

srirangrtoday at 2:53 AM

This imitation is so good, it almost feels like a satire and reflects on our collective preferences of upvoting articles in HN. Brilliant!

edgarvaldesyesterday at 5:36 PM

HN users: Let's ban AI comments in threads.

HN users, later the same day: Let's vote an AI thread to the top.

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tacticustoday at 12:37 AM

> “As a tactic for planting misinformation in the enemy’s [networks], you mean,” Osa said. “This I know about. You are referring to the Artificial Inanity programs of the mid-First Millennium A.R.”

qwertytyyuutoday at 6:13 AM

“Google shuts down Gemini cloud services” lol, is amazing

dudeinjapantoday at 1:43 AM

> IBM to acquire OpenAI (Rumor)(bloomberg.com)

Ouch. Well it is Gemini I guess :D

behringeryesterday at 5:05 PM

> Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig?

If there's one constant it's that they'll never be done rewriting Linux instead of doing anything new.

next_xibalbayesterday at 4:44 PM

Dramatically underestimates MS Office 365 price per user inflation (IMO).

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quantum_stateyesterday at 9:51 PM

This is fun :-)

noeleontoday at 1:23 AM

this was a good laugh :D

Davidzhengyesterday at 5:30 PM

ok but there's too many important news for one day

ameliusyesterday at 4:58 PM

Still no flying cars?

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willhunting1today at 1:00 AM

They got the UI right

busteryesterday at 4:22 PM

Awesome, love it!

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