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Hacker News front page now, but the titles are honest

1249 pointsby keepamovintoday at 3:02 PM296 commentsview on HN

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p2detartoday at 3:54 PM

Did anyone notice the footer? Brilliant.

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opemtoday at 9:12 PM

brutal honesty

daveloyalltoday at 6:24 PM

Thank you for a good laugh! Very well done. :)

topaz0today at 4:04 PM

Just me, or are all of these one sentence approving comments (at top level) posted by bots?

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kricktoday at 5:46 PM

I'm not even so sure it's such a useless joke. I mean, it is, and I wouldn't want titles to be like "Academic publishers admit paywalls were a scam all along" (unless ALL major publishers actually admit it, which so far they didn't). But I clicked on "Math nerd explains how to spend 3 days proving 1+1=2" and when it turned out to be a Lean tutorial I thought "Oh, that's exactly what I wanted!". I don't know why, but "From Zero to QED: An informal introduction to formality with Lean 4" I didn't even notice. It's such a boring and verbose title with lame attempt at wordplay that, that my brain somehow filters it out.

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tediousgraffit1today at 4:42 PM

ok but how does it work though? Is this seriously just passing the titles to some llm with a prompt like 'roast this'? is it reading the actual content of the link as well?

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layer8today at 4:41 PM

This would actually be somewhat useful for the new page. :)

horladoyintoday at 4:19 PM

Love it.

kazinatortoday at 5:50 PM

   s/Amazon/Atlassian/
Imustaskforhelptoday at 4:07 PM

This is really awesome, I am interested how you made this, is there a way that we can have something this like for hackernews for more than this one instance of (20?) posts, I know its satirical but I really enjoyed it

Considering its hosted on github I think that it is a static page

perching_aixtoday at 6:15 PM

where "honest" really just means cynical, of course

dijksterhuistoday at 5:48 PM

> CLICK TO KEEP AVOIDING WORK...

on point

blairandersontoday at 5:57 PM

European decel mindset.

wnevetstoday at 4:40 PM

Honest? Probably not. Funny? Very.

jasfitoday at 5:49 PM

Please add a 2nd page.

matt3210today at 5:33 PM

Aka better hacker news

6510today at 7:20 PM

I feel cheated that it is only one page.

imirictoday at 4:39 PM

Love this.

My favorite is the link in the footer:

  <a href="https://www.ycombinator.com/apply/">Sell 7% for clout</a>
isodevtoday at 4:56 PM

Haha this is brilliant.

danielscrubstoday at 3:28 PM

Wow, this is amazing! Great work!

angryjimtoday at 5:38 PM

I like this a lot.

hervictoday at 3:35 PM

Aplausos, gracias totales!!!

pimlottctoday at 3:38 PM

I miss n-gate’s webshit weekly.

http://n-gate.com/

EDIT: open the link manually, they put a mock "security check" on referrers from HN

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robertheadleytoday at 5:56 PM

I love this.

ihrimechtoday at 3:42 PM

I laughed so hard ...

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justinhjtoday at 6:11 PM

Not sure if the source code for this is available but if you want to make your own version I did something similar that can be easily modified and run locally for your own festive mirth: https://github.com/justinhj/rudehackernews

gowldtoday at 6:04 PM

These are fun but they lose too much of the original content.

"Texas accidentally does something good for privacy"

is not really an improvement over the original (already half-editorialized) "Texas is suing all of the big TV makers for spying on what you watch"

szemy2today at 3:26 PM

This is pretty funny!

imvetritoday at 5:52 PM

Thanks for sharing

observationisttoday at 5:52 PM

Bravo.

morkalorktoday at 5:38 PM

What is the title for this entry now that it's on the front page? I can't find it

linhnstoday at 3:57 PM

Make my day mate

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ZebusJesustoday at 5:32 PM

This was a great way to start the day over a cup of coffee, sometimes we need things that make as laugh but what is awesome is the titles are spot on. Thank you for making this Friday morning fun

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gabrielflorittoday at 3:41 PM

This is amazing.

fogzentoday at 5:00 PM

I love everything about this – the little touches like the logo, the content warning, etc. Thank you for bringing some joy to my day.

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stackedinsertertoday at 4:44 PM

I wish we were that brutally hones irl.

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moralestapiatoday at 4:37 PM

>Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster (jeffgeerling.com)

LOL ... and it actually ran slower.

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anon115today at 4:05 PM

XDDDDDD

Forgeties79today at 3:47 PM

This is really funny

alexgotoitoday at 3:46 PM

Love the “Click to keep avoiding work” - so true!

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toomuchtodotoday at 3:45 PM

Well done!

ChrisMarshallNYtoday at 3:35 PM

Love it!

linuxftwtoday at 3:33 PM

I motion HN adopts this to auto-translate all submitted titles.

marai2today at 3:31 PM

this is gold!

“Click to keep avoiding work …”

SV_BubbleTimetoday at 3:28 PM

>We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it

Good LLM prompt, excellent understanding.

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dwa3592today at 4:25 PM

This is hilarious. if you scroll down to the bottom it says, "CLICK TO KEEP AVOIDING WORK". lmao. which llm is this?

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stivatrontoday at 4:32 PM

hahaha! very funny.

Retr0idtoday at 3:37 PM

Doesn't seem to be live, otherwise there'd be one that says "Hacker News front page now, but the titles are slop"

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meindnochtoday at 6:14 PM

Brings back some of that n-gate vibe <3

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