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Chuck Norris has died

583 pointsby mp3iltoday at 2:09 PM349 commentsview on HN

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tchock23today at 2:35 PM

First Wade Boggs and now this. Just awful.

calebelactoday at 2:40 PM

What a legend.

I enjoyed reading the comments here. RIP.

northlondonertoday at 4:08 PM

The only person that can train LLMs with his mind.

aimanbenbahatoday at 2:55 PM

The Grim Reaper requested permissions from Chuck Norris to take his soul.

dark-startoday at 5:15 PM

Chuck Norris didn't die -- Death just became Chuck Norris

boubacardiallotoday at 3:01 PM

My condolences, he was one of my favorite childhood actor :(

LetsGetTechnicltoday at 3:03 PM

Honestly some of the most successful PR ever to paint a conservative religious bigoted homophobic freak as simply a meme of hyper-masculinity.

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rwoerztoday at 2:14 PM

Death has Chucknorrised?

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wvlia5today at 3:12 PM

Chuck Norris didn't die, Death chucknorried.

lschuellertoday at 3:13 PM

Wouldn't be suprised, if he dies back and announces a film for next year.

He made it that far in life, that even if you might disagree with him on all and everything, you would still like him.

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npntoday at 2:38 PM

A part of internet dies with him. RIP.

throwaway29303today at 2:40 PM

Godspeed. ;~;7

jongjongtoday at 5:31 PM

The headline is incorrect. Chuck Norris didn't die, he transcended.

Also, the grim reaper hasn't yet gathered the courage to tell him.

yawpitchtoday at 5:30 PM

He hasn’t died, he’s just moved on to an eternity of roundhouse kicking Satan.

arduanikatoday at 5:09 PM

"Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal."

― Chuck Norris

lhakedaltoday at 2:29 PM

Death becomes Chuck Norris.

sourcecodeplztoday at 2:28 PM

RIP legend

saltyoldmantoday at 5:00 PM

He'll be missed. I basically grew up on his movies.

jiveturkeytoday at 4:54 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't die. He prepares himself for the next battle, with Jeff Dean.

raffael_detoday at 2:51 PM

he has become death.

Kyetoday at 3:38 PM

He kicked it, but the consequences of his long-standing support of the march toward hatred and division linger on.

The section on his Wikipedia page is helpfully succinct if you want to understand the basis of my not joining in the japes and jokes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Political_views

booleandilemmatoday at 2:33 PM

I'm surprised Chuck Norris agreed to this.

westurnertoday at 2:25 PM

Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor.

Chuck Norris facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts

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kyleeetoday at 2:22 PM

How did he die?

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with_a_herringtoday at 2:44 PM

The headline is inaccurate. Chuck Norris is alive and kicking in another dimension.

ramesh31today at 2:26 PM

Chuck Norris disagrees.

SV_BubbleTimetoday at 2:16 PM

“We’d like to keep the circumstances private”

Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.

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_mochatoday at 3:14 PM

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rexpoptoday at 3:07 PM

> Curbing violent crime is still more about what we do than it is about what government does. The answer is still more about nature’s law within us than it is about man’s law outside of us. — Chuck Norris, 2012

What a load of horseshit. Government is "what we do." It's not imposed by alien pod-persons.

And he opposed marriage equality. What a scumbag.

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u1hcw9nxtoday at 4:03 PM

Chuck Norris promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ae9b-B_EQ0

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polothesecondtoday at 3:25 PM

Very cool thread. Middle school jokes and culture wars. I’m so glad we don’t allow political threads on here and can instead bask in the intellectual might of people talking about TV man the did/didn’t like.