Nobody writes
MULTIPLY A BY B GIVING C ON SIZE ERROR STOP RUN.
I mean, if you squint your eyes a bit, that could be SQL! So even if it's not COBOL, there's people out there writing in a vaguely english business programming language.
> print food if tasty?
Ruby is nice.
Man that's almost like Hypercard.
>Nobody writes MULTIPLY A BY B GIVING C ON SIZE ERROR STOP RUN.
You had me at MULTIPLY A BY B
I mean, if you squint your eyes a bit, that could be SQL! So even if it's not COBOL, there's people out there writing in a vaguely english business programming language.