alt Hacker NewsIn heaven, Microsoft is in charge of gaming, Amazon does the customer service, Apple is responsible for privacy, Facebook does the UI, and everyone works at Google.
In hell, Apple is in charge of gaming, Google does the customer service, Facebook is responsible for privacy, Microsoft does the UI, and everyone works at Amazon.
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This is good but the punchline needs to be punchier.
I do like the implication that were working in the warehouse and not AWS but maybe it's too subtle.
You might also be able to do something with the surprise switch from Linux to Linus. In heaven code is reviewed on GitHub [...], in hell [...] a nd your code is reviewed by Linus.
Facebook's UI is slow and buggy.
Are you putting them in charge of UI because they've made React? (which is already a cardinal sin in my book)
"Amazon does the customer service"
Sure this isn't Hell ? Because customer service at Amazon is a best non existant, at worse actively against you...