"This is not a joke provider. Or, it kind of is a joke, but even though it's a joke it will still order you a pizza. You are going to get a pizza. You should be careful with this provider, if you don't want a pizza."
I laughed...
I laughed at "it's pretty good. It's all right. Regular Dominos."
My personal favorite bit:
> 8) As far as I know, there is no programmatic way to `destroy` an existing pizza. `terraform destroy` is implemented on the client side, by consuming the pizza.
10/10 infrastructure-as-code-based humor.