Clearly Sauron is a jealous ringmaker and doesn't like hobbits using his ring to shitpost.

The greatest feat ever: let magic disappear before wonder of understanding.

Oh shut up. There's plenty of awful uses for ai but this isn't one of them

This is the power of numerical methods.

What did you mean by this?

> Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

- Arthur C. Clarke

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