Imagine I own farmland worth $10M.

I claim we've had a lean few years, as we had to replace some aged equipment. I'm working all the hours god sends and only making $30,000 a year. There's also, uh, inflation. Market volatility. Climate change. Rising fuel prices. And I'm really worried labour costs are about to rise under this new government.

I also claim we can't sell any of the land without undermining the commercial viability of the farm; and the land would be difficult to sell profitably, because anyone except me and my immediate neighbours would have to travel a long way to farm it. And the remainder of our capital is tied up in crops, which obviously we can't sell until harvest.

On the other hand, it's an almighty coincidence that I needed to replace my tractor, my combine harvester, my skid steer, and my truck all at the same time, just as my kid turned 17. And that I just planted all those apple trees, hops and asparagus that I won't be able to harvest for a few years.

And yet - should MIT be in the business of second-guessing how farmers run their farms? Should my kid be denied a scholarship because some desk jockey in Cambridge thinks he knows the asparagus market better than I do?