Dude, it’s simple. You have already made a choice and you choose the first pop culture article that matches that and then start talking about studies this and studies that. I know it, you know it, and everyone else knows it.

And I get that it’s fun but when you’re called out on it you don’t have to get upset. Ten years from now, either you will realize how comical you were being or you will still be the same. It’s better for you if it’s the former. That’s all I’m going to tell you, for your own good.