(And here's the output of the "pelican and the walrus in a tearoom" joke from DeepSeek's distilled 70b... Mildly better?)

<think> Alright, I'm supposed to come up with a joke about a pelican and a walrus in a tea room. Hmm, sounds like a classic setup for a funny situation. Let me think about the characteristics of these animals that could be used humorously. Okay, so pelicans are known for their large beaks, right? They can carry a lot of water in them. Walruses have those big tusks and blubbery bodies. Maybe I can play on the idea of them trying to have a tea party but their physical traits causing some trouble.

Wait, being in a tea room, they might be trying to sip tea, but their size or features get in the way. The pelican's beak could be problematic with the cup. And the walrus's size might knock things over or make a mess.

Let me consider the flow. Maybe the pelican struggles with the teacup because of his beak, and the walrus has a comment about it. Then the walrus tries to sip but ends up splashing tea everywhere. That could lead to a funny exchange.

Putting it together: Pelican says something self-deprecating about his beak not being suited for tea. Then the walrus, who perhaps agrees, tries to sip and splashes tea, making them both laugh. That feels natural and funny.

I should make sure the punchline is clear and the dialogue flows smoothly. Maybe start with the pelican struggling, then the walrus makes a comment, and their interaction leads to the humorous conclusion. Yeah, that should work. </think>

Why did the pelican and the walrus get kicked out of the tea room?

Because the pelican kept dipping his beak in the wrong cup, and the walrus kept breaking the delicate china with his tusks. They just couldn’t “sea” themselves fitting in!