alt Hacker NewsCareful there. Isaiah 55:11 "so shall My word be that goeth forth out of My mouth: It shall not return unto Me void"
There's a real chance that God is a functional forth programmer.
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ASalazarMX • 01/21/2025
Forth? God likely programs in machine language, as even Assembly is a crutch for mere mortals to glimpse divinity. Even more, it looks like he might be a computer himself!
> John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
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AnonymousPlanet • 01/21/2025
That's a wonderful little lesson about the perils of using outdated translations.
I'm leaning towards Bob Kanefsky on this one and suspect all was beautifully hacked together in Lisp.
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strangattractor • 01/21/2025
If God actually exists and cares about programmers why did he let BrainF*k exist?
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We also know that the Apostles all shared a Honda accord too, Acts 5:12: “They were all with one Accord” and that God was more of a classic car guy and drove a Plymouth Fury, from Jeremiah 32:37: “He drove them out of the land in His Fury”.