alt Hacker NewsHeeyy morning Jeff! Looks like we are still low on yellow ink today, so I'm probably not going to be able print anything for you. But if you'd like I could order a new cartridge set direct from HP? Would you like me to go ahead with that order or remind you in 15 minutes with another friendly greeting?
If you like I could call you on your cell to remind you, send you a text, email you, or I could just shout loudly from right here in printer!
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Office Spaceing my printer once it starts to do this
The tracking dots that printers print on their copies are printed in yellow. No wonder the yellow ink is empty.
Jeff: "Please print two copies of my book report"
HP Printer: "I'm sorry Jeff, I'm afraid I can't do that"
Still steaming over the porn you printed yesterday Jeff, any more where that came from?
It’s a printer, obviously the ai will be printing out this message in cyan with a yellow highlight to emphasize the urgency of the matter.