If you thought HP's crapware was insultingly bad before, wait until they start putting some 8b models trained on their marketing bullshit to helpfully shill wherever a sidebar can be planted.
"Don't you want to subscribe to your own printer? We'll reactivate this device after you subscribe to your own printer which you purchased."
"Don't you want to subscribe to your own printer? We'll reactivate this device after you subscribe to your own printer which you purchased."