Very funny :) I too failed an interview at google, also related to binary search on a white board. I never write with pens. I'm on keyboards the whole time, my handwriting is terrible.
I've built a search engine for two countries and then I was failed by a guy that wears cowboy hats to work at google in Ireland. Not a lot of cows there I'm guessing. (No offence to any real cowboys that work at google of course).
I did like the free flight to Ireland though and the nice lunch. Though I was disappointed I lost "Do no evil" company booklet.
TBH, not the #1 source of animal meat, though plenty of cows in Ireland.