Disobey the will of God and see what that gets you! 40 days and 40 nights cooped up on a smelly ark with two of every animal species in existence, that's what.

All those animals had humans to thank for saving them from the wrath of God's genocidal whims and piques of anger.

It's a wonder none of the animals ate their delicious meaty human crew! I wonder how much fresh meat it took to feed all those carnivorous animals for that long, and why it didn't go bad sitting around for more than a month.

Maybe they brought along some extra humans to sacrifice, who would have drowned and been wasted otherwise, to keep the lions and tigers and jackals and pigs in fresh meat.

The Bible is such a great kid's book, especially all that pro-slavery stuff -- it should be mandatory reading in schools! It really makes you wonder. ;)

Oklahoma education head discusses why he’s mandating public schools teach the Bible:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/oklahoma-education-head-di...

This State Requires Schools to Teach the Bible. Parents and Teachers Are Suing:

https://www.edweek.org/policy-politics/this-state-requires-s...

Elections have consequences!