Me too. Right now Safari is damming that river of awfulness because no one wants to break their site for iPhone users. So many of the new Chrome "features" sound like end-user nightmares that I want no part of, like:

Chrome: Our new feature lets websites write files directly to your desktop without user intervention!

Users: Yay, I can get daily newsletters right where I want them!

Safari: That's a terrible idea. Now any website can write ads or malware to your desktop.

Users: Why is Safari so outdated? Chrome's had this new feature for a week now!

a week later

Users: Why is my desktop filled with ads?

Chrome: It's a mystery unto the ages! Hey, did I tell you about our new API for allowing advertisers to watch you while you sleep?

Users: LOL, Safari is so far behind that they'll probably never even implement this.