20 minutes outside of Asheville, NC is hardly "an eccentric lifestyle". Let's break it down: which part of this is "eccentric"?

1. Has internet, has WiFi calling.

2. Has a cell phone, but the signal is crap at the house.

Before you answer, that describes my house exactly. And I live in Redmond, WA, and a 10 minute drive from the Microsoft main campus. Though the neighbors might disagree, there is nothing eccentric about my lifestyle.