I really liked this:

The web devs tell me that fuckit's versioning scheme is confusing, and that I should use "Semitic Versioning" instead. So starting with fuckit version ה.ג.א, package versions will use Hebrew Numerals.

For added hilarity, I've no idea if it's RTL or LTR, but the previous version was 4.8.1, so I guess this is now 5.3.1. Presumably it's also impossible to have a zero component in a version.