alt Hacker Newsbased on this line from the readme, the answer to your question is likely "because":
> This emulator makes ClickHouse truly Turing complete. We are one step closer to running ClickHouse in ClickHouse.
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cptnapalm • 06/04/2025
"Because" is always the most fun reason.
lol for sure, I'm genuinely curious though, like maybe op is a clickhouse dev? Or maybe they had the cursed idea and decided clickhouse was the best fit for various reasons?