Reminds me of BeOS (and now Haiku), which have "is_computer_on()" and "is_computer_on_fire()" both with great descriptions.
https://www.haiku-os.org/legacy-docs/bebook/TheKernelKit_Sys...
I know it is trying to be funny. But those states are quite normal in modern computer with advanced power management. OS should handle wakeups from deep sleep, or state where temperature of motherboard is 200 celsius.
For the curious minds: https://github.com/haiku/haiku/blob/master/src/system/libroo...
The latter missed a golden opportunity to be some kind of async event-based trigger.
Reminds me of Delphi -- it has an exception 'EProgrammerNotFound'.
https://docwiki.embarcadero.com/Libraries/Athens/en/System.S...
With a completely serious (though short) documentation page I read as very, very dry humour.