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b0a04gl06/16/20259 repliesview on HN

what if prison ends up becoming the most distraction-free dev environment. no meetings, no slack pings, no linkedin recruiters, just you, a terminal, and 10 years of uninterrupted focus. kinda terrifying how productive that sounds


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rawgabbit06/16/2025

Don’t give our overlords any ideas. Open plan offices are bad enough.

mcmcmc06/16/2025

No pings, just people who may decide to shiv or rape you

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msgodel06/16/2025

If you're not dating anyway and don't own your house outright prison with computer access honestly doesn't sound bad at all.

No need to worry about rent, no need to worry about healthcare, no need deal with all this social crap.

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keybored06/16/2025

Terrifying that slinging code for years on end is what one aspires to as a free individual pondering asceticism.

barbazoo06/16/2025

Almost sounds like you haven’t watched season 3 episode 9 of a little documentary called The Office.

sneak06/16/2025

You can have that now on the outside if that’s what you want. Start with one room in your house. Remove everything but a dedicated cheap computer and a table and a bed and a bottle of water. Strictly limit the apps you can use or the sites you can access.

financypants06/16/2025

Something like prison probably is the most productive environment one could be in. It almost completely eliminates the need for self discipline because it's all enforced.

koakuma-chan06/16/2025

What are disadvantages of living in prison?

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h1fra06/16/2025

PaaS - Prison as a Service