but these nuts move by gravity do they not? and what in the universe is exactly up and down? and why would that matter?
are all celestial bodies then a local up and 'away from them' down?
this analogy hurts my brain. please tell me how to make the hurting stop
You need to reread the middle only. It's a kind of "vacuum" effect.
This problem of explaining gravity with gravity is a bit pervasive, and it frustrated the heck out of me as a kid.
No you are right. You can't invoke gravity in an analogy trying to explain gravity.