I appreciate this perspective, but I think building a tool like uv in Rust is a good idea because it's a tool for managing Python stuff, not a tool to be called from within Python code.
Having your python management tools also be written in python creates a chicken-and-egg situation. Now you have to have a working python install before you can start your python management tool, which you are presumably using because it's superior to managing python stuff any other way. Then you get a bunch of extra complex questions like, what python version and specific executable is this management tool using? Is the actual code you're running using the same or a different one? How about the dependency tree? What's managing the required python packages for the installation that the management tool is running in? How do you know that the code you're running is using its own completely independent package environment? What happens if it isn't, and there's a conflict between a package or version your app needs and what the management tool needs? How do you debug and fix it if any of this stuff isn't actually working quite how you expected?
Having the management tool be a compiled binary you can just download and use, regardless of what language it was written in, blows up all of those tricky questions. Now the tool actually does manage everything about python usage on your system and you don't have to worry about using some separate toolchain to manage the tool itself and whether that tool potentially has any conflicts with the tool you actually wanted to use.