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HenryBemislast Tuesday at 10:33 PM6 repliesview on HN

Today some auditor (like me) would fail your ITGCs because of the undocumented partition/file/change/etc (take your pick) and force you to submit a deviation to the SOC team, ask you to "review and update the Secure Design Document to reflect to the change", ask you to create a Jira and/or ServiceNow ticket, etc. etc. etc.

Oh, and you would get a red mark on your "HR P&D record" for the 'Secure Software Policy' violation.

(Shit.. I hated myself writing the above, but it's true)

In 2001 though, we would all laugh if we would have 'caught' the devs doing something cool like this!


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xvilkayesterday at 12:32 PM

Meanwhile real bugs (security issues) would go unnoticed as it often happens.

ahazred8talast Tuesday at 11:01 PM

Yeah, the federal government used to pay extra for versions of Win/9x with the easter eggs taken out.

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echelonyesterday at 1:21 AM

Gross.

I hope we do shrink software companies down to the mythical "1-person unicorns" so we can be done with this madness.

I prefer the taste of small auteurs to the consensus of product orgs and their politicking. (Add to that whatever design refreshes we are faced with when the designers declare a new design language.)

FirmwareBurneryesterday at 8:19 AM

>"HR P&D record"

Let HR run your engineering, go broke.

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iwontberudeyesterday at 10:45 AM

That’s just how government work be, no shame.

dgfitzyesterday at 8:59 AM

> Oh, and you would get a red mark on your "HR P&D record" for the 'Secure Software Policy' violation.

What a time to be alive.