> I can barely get 50Mbps up/down

La ti da. My 50Mbps in an urban area doesn't even provide 10Mbps up.

> In an urban area too.

Funnily enough, my farmland has gigabit service.

But I, unfortunately, don't live there. Maybe some day I'll figure out how to afford to build a house on that land. But, until then, shitty urban internet it is, I guess.