“ Underjord is an artisanal consultancy …”
If they don’t weave Erlang threads by hand I’m going to be mildly disappointed.The advice in every consultation is either mouth-spoken or finger-written by a 100% organic (but not currently certified) entity.
All process messages written in beautiful calligraphy.
Single origin, farm-to-bytecode processes with our signature rustic garbage collection and heirloom fault tolerance...