Not me!

I don't like the syntax of Lisps, with the leading parenthesis to begin every expression.

I use it anyway because it's so useful and powerful. And I don't have any better ideas.

As someone who works almost exclusively in C++, the whole "most vexing parse" makes the syntax indefensible.

I don't like how Python does lambdas, its indentation-based blocks, how there's both ' and ", I could go on.

I am an exception then. Rust may be my favourite language but the syntax is pretty awful and one of its biggest weaknesses. I also love Ruby but I am pretty meh about its syntax.