I ran into one of these neo-geocities-style websites in the wild when telling my friend about a trendy pizza place I liked. Even the EN-FR switch is animated:
https://pizzabouquet.ca/
Here's Seattle's version of that: https://www.dinostomatopie.com
Much, much better than most websites today, IMO.
Here's Seattle's version of that: https://www.dinostomatopie.com