I'm not complaining about the license, I'm complaining about the library size.

Something that is too small to be considered creative should be a documented example you copy and adopt into your app, not a dependency.

The only exceptions to this are things like "A dependency that contains all unicode planes and categorizes characters", which isn't creative, but is useful and too large to copy-paste, and also updates over time.

Or the timezone database file, another case of something that should be "public domain" knowledge (uncopyrightable), but makes sense as a dependency.

This is not that sort of thing.