Big money investors know that real tangible products that have real tangible benefits aren't usually decimal-point-shifting-your-net-worth jackpots. They make money, sure, but factories can't be built in a day. Also, if they can make AI work as it says on the box, they'll be able to get rid of all those pesky employees and turn their companies into pure money-printing enterprises.

Pay no attention to the cracks that are showing. Nevermind the chill. Everything is fine.