I could have written this for my Ducati, but they nonetheless stole it, put it on a flatbed, tried to drill the ignition and fuel cap to start it and failed because Ducatis have had immobilizers for decades now. One dreams of a better class of thief but if they had the IQ would they be thieves of a multi-decade-old motorcycle? The tax that morons levy on the rest of us cannot be understated.

Look at what these lead-lickers did https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CBgoi28hXoI

Obviously, I recovered the bike and repaired it only to nearly be killed by an Uber driver at which point I called it a day.