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Live at the Aria high stakes table!

Today, we've got 6 Las Vegas locals, and 1 rich Chinese tourist.

The LV locals are making small-talk, "hey bro you go to the gym today? Nah my back is super-sore from my last work out. bla bla bla"

All 6 locals have butt-plugs plugged in. Two clenches means, 'I got this'. The tourist doesn't stand a chance.