I guess you're in the minority here. In Germany, everything Remotely large will be measured in football fields or "Saarlands".
Don't forget to mention the inofficial units for fluid volumes being "Badewannen" and "Schubkarren".
Whats the speed of light in football field terms?
I'm also European and don't get these olympic swimming pool or whatever comparisons. I'd have to look up how many m3 of water they contain or what's the length/depth in meters are to make sense of it.
Newspapers in my country don't make these silly comparisons.
But yeah, to be fair, when hearing about Starship I had to look up our TV tower height to identify whether Starship is taller or not. It disappointed me that it's not.
Yeah, height is easier to grasp when correlating in terms of x story apartment buildings.