The fact that you try to elide the difference between nebulous and magical (perhaps subconsciously), is proof that you have no idea what you are talking about and project that on all your interlocutors. And your claim that people who are trying to argue that LLMs cannot think are all excluding a section of humanity just reveals your own disdain for said people. If you have a purely functionalist, egotistical view of the world, and people only matter in as much as what they can do for you, it's very easy to embrace LLMs without issue because you never really had a theory of mind in the first place.