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nine_kyesterday at 5:35 PM4 repliesview on HN

Have a crowbar handy. It's known to be useful in a variety of situations, including a literal space alien assault.


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windowsrookieyesterday at 5:59 PM

But also don’t leave it loose in your vehicle. A crowbar hitting your head in a car accident does not sound like a good time.

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drob518yesterday at 6:40 PM

A small charge of C4 works wonders. Just be sure to lay your head over in the passenger seat before detonation.

Alohayesterday at 6:24 PM

I carry a small hatchet in the trunk of my car with the spare tire just for this reason.

excaliburyesterday at 5:47 PM

We're gonna need a source on that one.

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