Oh fuck. The assholes that thought Windows was perfectly acceptable until late 2025 are flocking to Linux.
Maybe get a Macbook?
Do you even know how bad Linux is? The video drivers don't work, bluetooth doesn't work, your laptop won't wake up from sleep, it's horrible. Go the fuck away. Linux is horrible.
Windows is fucking awesome. Mac is OK. Linux sucks. Don't waste your time.
LOL
But I still think it's better to have the unwashed masses move to Linux just to give Microsoft the middle finger of realisation that they're, well, making horrible decisions.
Maybe we can compromise by keeping all the n00bs shepherded into the Ubuntu pen?