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dilawartoday at 2:42 PM2 repliesview on HN

Put some mustard on your head and let a cow lick it dry... The pull will grow hair and the cow tongue will cleanse your aura.


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goopypooptoday at 4:04 PM

irresponsible to not mention the risk of Cud Cap and Sympathetic Udder Syndrome. I even heard of one guy got Raging Horn

moralestapiatoday at 3:21 PM

>the cow tongue will cleanse your aura

It's like that three-finger meme from the Tarantino movie, lol.