I agree with your sentiment, but I do find it amazing that the underlying techniques of inference can emit code that is as apparently coherent as it is. (This does not imply actual coherence.)

I wrote an entire multiplayer game in XNA that I've tried repeatedly to get LLMs to translate to javascript

it's just utterly hopeless how bad they are at doing it

even if I break it down into parts once you get into the stuff that actually matters i.e. the physics, event handling, and game logic induced by events, it just completely falls apart 100% of the time