3 AM. Watching a video on the Mac.

I'm on bed, the Mac's on the desk.

iPhone and iPad charging next to the Mac.

"Hey Siri, put the Mac to sleep"

iPhone blares up with a cacophony loud enough to wake the graveyard several blocks over, even though it's set to silent:

"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVEN"T SET UP ANY SMART HOME ACCESSORIES BLAHABHLABHALDHFLDSFHELWRHWELRHWELHROUWEHROWEHRQWLR$P#@U4"

Fuck you Tim Cook.