> Mike: rachel and i are no longer dating
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> rachel: mike that's a horrible way of telling people we're married
from the meme section on that page.I was confused but then noticed the actual headline of the submitted page: "The end of the kernel Rust experiment"
> same Mike in an org wide email: thank you all for your support. Starting next week I will no longer be a developer here. I thank my manager blah blah... I will be starting my dream role as Architect and I hope to achieve success.
> Mike's colleagues: Aww.. We'll miss you.
> Mike's manager: Is this your one week's notice? Did you take up an architect job elsewhere immediately after I promoted you to architect ?!