Your comment comes across disingenuous to me. Writing it in, for example, Java would have limited it to situations where you have the JVM available, which is a minuscule subset of the situations that curl is used in today, especially if we're not talking "curl, the CLI tool" but libcurl. I have a feeling you know that already and mostly want to troll people. And Golang is only 16 years old according to Wikipedia, by the way.