> Consider this - what is the likelihood of every certificate authority on the Internet having their private keys compromised simultaneously?
Considering that CloudFlare has managed to MitM a huge part of the internet, I'd say that probability is not just non-zero, but greater than by a worrying margin.
That’s not what MITM means, and also misunderstands how CAs work. Cloudflare is a concern for how many people would be affected if there was another Cloudbleed but misstating their relationship with their customers isn’t going to accomplish anything.