Back in the 1960s, my parents were one of the "first generation" of what we'd call "sport climbers" now. They and their friends climbed all over Scotland, and once they'd done that they climbed in Italy and Austria. They packed everything in, and they packed it all back out, camping, bothying, and bivvying in all conditions.

They and their friends spoke disdainfully of the "short toothbrush brigade". These were the climbers who sawed the handles off their toothbrushes, to save like four grammes in their backpack weight. Massively inconveniencing themselves but they sure were a teaspoon lighter!

This feels like that. Really do you think that playing childish pranks on the garbage collector is going to speed up anything? Pick a faster sorting algorithm or something.