Just as enterprise software is proof positive of no intelligence under the hood.

I don't mean the code producers, I mean the enterprise itself is not intelligent yet it (the enterprise) is described as developing the software. And it behaves exactly like this, right down to deeply enjoying inflicting bad development/software metrics (aka BD/SM) on itself, inevitably resulting in:

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...