I'm not even from the UK (EU here).

The following is what I'm seeing exactly, and because it still happens it seems deliberate, not a temporary issue where I was "snake-joking" about earlier. Well… no cute snakes for me.

--- Error 403 Forbidden

Forbidden Error 54113

Details: cache-fra-etou8220097-FRA 1765473610 1384447547

Varnish cache server