I think you might have terminal brain rot

Week 1: 64 interns

Week 2: 32 interns

Week 3: 16 interns

Week 4: 8 interns

Week 5: 4 interns

Week 6: 2 interns

Week 7: 1 intern

Week 8: 0.5 interns

Is it possible to make it to the end of the summer without getting sliced in half?

I think you made that up.

You must really not trust your hiring process.

How much do these interns get paid per hour?

Wow, what a shit working environment.

> each week we slim down to group by half

What the hell.

Consider making them fight each other in an arena, you could monetize that.

Am I missing some irony or sarcasm here? Aren't internships meant to spend some time teaching people the ropes in return for free hands? This sounds like a weird Jack Welch circlejerk.