A whole other part of this argument that could be made is about the inherent assumption that a ping timeout is caused by an event that only affects one machine.
Imagine them trying to sue every person on one side of a netsplit
Ergo isn't a federated server, it's meant to scale vertically
For sure. Having lived on IRC for a while many years ago, I assure any bystanders that this is assuredly not always the case.