There are a lot of European “cloud” providers, but there’s not one that offers anything even close to AWS/GCP/Cloudflare. If you need more than compute and S3, you’re pretty much SOL.
OVH? Upcloud? Scaleway?
(searching more I found Koyeb, bunny cdn offers deno similar to cloudflare workers)
But would you need those functions to run your ERP and CRM systems (see the article)?
If you need much more than compute, managed k8s and blob storage, then you're architecting yourself for a vendor lock-in.